Time, Space, and Things I Trip Over

c-crowley:

theofficialcitycouncil:

c-crowley:

dropping out of school to become an illegal wheat and wheat-by products dealer

EXCUSE YOU

SWEATS NERVOUSLY 

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name


I needed something bigger to stare at so this is for people who felt the same

I needed something bigger to stare at so this is for people who felt the same

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

Perception’s a tool that’s pointed on both ends.

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy