the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”
I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not
ur supposed to seam rip them out
its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????
im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam
everything makes sense now
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal
if my mom doesn’t turn the AC on today I’m :) going :) to :) shoot :) someone :)
DONT TOUCH ME THERMOSTAT