Time, Space, and Things I Trip Over

qswoas:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

#science

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

wemeanttofly:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

ur supposed to seam rip them out 

its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????

im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam 

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everything makes sense now

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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camplazlo:

camplazlo:

death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal

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officialwhitegirls:

human:

if my mom doesn’t turn the AC on today I’m :) going :) to :) shoot :) someone :)

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DONT TOUCH ME THERMOSTAT